Too Cool to Have Fun
Editorial
On Nov. 24, the Washington State Cougars defeated
the Washington Huskies 42-35 in the 100th meeting of the state’s
Apple Cup. The winner avoided a tie for last place in the Pacific 10 Conference.
Nonetheless, the game was played in Seattle in front of 72,000 enthusiastic
football fans.
A week before the game, Craig Smith of the Seattle Times wrote, “The
game is such a major event on the state’s athletic landscape that
Boeing became the official sponsor this year.”
Gov. Christine Gregoire added her sentiments: “As governor, and
a sports fan, I can’t imagine anything more enjoyable than the intense
competition between the Cougs and the Dawgs.”
After the game, Gov. Gregoire, like Gov. Locke before her, celebrated
with the winning Cougars by presenting the trophy in their locker room.
The Cougars may have even mussed the governor’s hair during the
raucous celebration.
A week later, Oregon and Oregon State played the annual Civil War, a
rivalry which has gone on even longer than the Apple Cup. But for this
game there was no trophy and no governor in the victorious locker room,
although the winner and loser of the Civil War did head to bowl games.
The Cougars and Huskies stayed home — their game was played solely
for state pride.
In Washington state, despite being home to three professional sports
teams — the Mariners, the Seahawks and the Supersonics — the
Apple Cup is a big, big deal.
In Oregon, such celebration and homespun state pride would be considered,
well, déclassé. Let’s face it, we have come to believe
we are way too cool, too progressive for that.
Instead of the locker room, it’s easier to picture our elitist
leaders sipping microbrews at a Portland pub or watching the Civil War
game at the vineyard of a former political godfather who allegedly raped
a 14-year-old girl while no one reported it. Over fine vintages, they
would prefer to talk bicycling and windsurfing.
Sound bitter? Snide? Perhaps, but that is the culture creeping and seeping
into Oregon’s psyche.
Cultural differences between Washington and Oregon may seem slight, but
add up enough of those little differences and it may explain why Washington,
according to the U.S. Department of Commerce, ranks 14th in per capita
income in the nation while Oregon lags at 28th.
Another example of Oregon’s snide progressivism surfaced in November
when the Davis Cup final came to Portland, its first American appearance
in 15 years.
Three days before the competition, USA Today ran an upbeat sports page
cover story about Davis Cup Captain Patrick McEnroe, “The Quiet
McEnroe — After growing up in older brother John’s shadow,
Patrick has found a niche in every corner of tennis.” Wrote USA
Today, “Indeed, with the USA’s first Davis Cup title in a
dozen years within grasp this weekend against defending champion Russia,
Patrick McEnroe is in position to lay claim to one title his older brother
cannot: captaincy of a Davis Cup title team.”
One day later, the Oregonian’s kickoff coverage was decidedly negative.
The Oregonian headline read: “U.S. Men’s Tennis Being Aced
Out — Interest in the sport has waned due to competition and a lack
of charismatic stars.” The paper’s inside headline read: “TV
viewers, apparel firms go elsewhere.” Oregonian reporter Boaz Herzog’s
story was riddled with negatives such as, “The recent futility of
the United States in the Davis Cup is emblematic of the broader challenges
the sport faces on American soil.”
Promoters of the Davis Cup said that when the players saw the newspaper’s
coverage, they wondered why they’d come to Portland. Why bring such
a prestigious international event to such a hostile place? Many of the
10,000 attendees, who enthusiastically bought out tickets to the event
in minutes and who flew in from all over the world, were puzzled by such
a negative press reception. It is a puzzlement shared by other sports
promoters as well.
While the local leaders weren’t concentrating on football or the
Davis Cup, Portland’s mayor and city council leaders were working
ad nauseum to outdo each other’s political correctness by naming,
renaming, removing, and, finally, canceling a Cesar Chavez Boulevard,
all the time complaining about the “stress of it all.”
Leave it to longtime Oregonian writer Norm Maves Jr. to find one place
in the state where sanity and common sense prevail. In early November
Maves wrote a different kind of sports story. “There is much joy
in Madras,” celebrated the homecoming of Boston World Series hero
and OSU graduate Jacoby Ellsbury.
Maves wrote movingly about Madras’ feelings toward Ellsbury’s
homecoming parade. “As the procession passed, Glenn Price, one of
the local Elks who … helped organize the day, was moved to think
of the last time Madras was so consumed by an event.
‘“This is better than the last time we did this,’ Price
said. ‘That was when Tommy Tucker was killed.
‘The memory of Pfc. Tommy Tucker, another good Madras kid, is still
fresh. Most people around town who were here at the time agree that the
broken heart Madras suffered when he was killed in Iraq in June 2006 has
not completely healed.
‘Maybe it never will, but having Jacoby Ellsbury come home helped
a lot.
‘That was a sad, sad time. This helps. This helps a lot.’”
Somewhere in Oregon there are still good people who aren’t too
cool to have fun. And there are those who remember why we “play
the games.”
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